I heard this joke from my friend:
Danny wanted to kill his wife so he hired Arti to.He gave Arti one dollar to kill his wife he told Arti he would give him more later.So arti followed Danny's wife to Walmart and choked her.He found the manager watching so he choked him,too.The next day the headline on the newspaper was Arti Chokes to for one dollar at Walmart.
Get it because artichoke is a food!
Danny wanted to kill his wife so he hired Arti to.He gave Arti one dollar to kill his wife he told Arti he would give him more later.So arti followed Danny's wife to Walmart and choked her.He found the manager watching so he choked him,too.The next day the headline on the newspaper was Arti Chokes to for one dollar at Walmart.
Get it because artichoke is a food!
